180mph:

genetics is a fucked up and unfair game

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

  • mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
  • me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
wishes-are-for-stars:

frostbitten-nightmares:

not mine, just my edit x


I’m scared that today is that day! :(